Top Ten Things That Have Scared Me And Made Me Scream At Work Causing My Supervisor To Rush In To Check If I'm Okay

10. The welcoming tone on my computer after turning it on and not realizing the sound was turned way up.

9. The doorbell.

8. One of those prank videos that makes you stare at the screen and has a ghoul ghost face jump at you and scream.

7. The phone ringing.

6. Leaning back too far in my office chair and thinking I was going to fall over.

5. A police siren.

4. A bee flying into my forehead.

3. My cell phone ringing.

2. Falling asleep at my desk and waking back up.

1. A bean from a burrito I was eating falling into my cleavage.